Sock Wars update.  My weapons are in the hands of the USPS as of today.  I really liked them but was glad to see that little brown package go out in the mail.  My target will be dead by this Thursday.  At least that's what the postal worker told me and I don't know why she'd lie......

So, I was thinking I was done and could just watch the rest of the carnage when I got a message from my Target.  She let me know a pair of socks in progress would be heading my way!  Since she is dead (or will be soon) and her target (who is also now dead) is mailing her sips, it would be easier for her target to mail them directly to me!  I could get another kill!  This is sounding so violent (and strangely appealing).  I am still alive until I get my death socks in the mail.  And I haven't heard from my assassin (and have no clue where/who she/he is) so I could get more than one more kill.  And since I finished my first weapon, it feels like the pressure is lessened.  I achieved my goal of finishing one pair.  Anything else is gravy.

World domination, here I come!

ETA:  I just received word from my assassin and my death socks are in the mail.  Oh well, I don't think I am cut out to be a world dominatrix anyway.......

At least I get to die with warm toes.

Comments

Rose Red said…
heh heh, it's so funny to see you really getting into this sock wars thing when only a week or so ago you weren't even confident of killing one person!! Love it!
KnitTech said…
Awesome! Will you be getting kill stickers to put on your sock bag?
Roxie said…
And what do you feel when you mail off those socks? Recoil! Mwahahahaha! You guys will be keeping the post office in business!
DrK said…
seriously, this made me laugh out loud. i think i want to do sock wars, so much fun!!

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